I did. There was this woman who claimed to be my mother and she told me that "all boys leave home someday" because they said so on TV. [ A+ parenting, PokéMom. You are the parent of the year. ]

A...all right. If there's a reason for it, you don't have to tell me. It will probably take me about two weeks or so to get to Goldenrod since I have to walk.