[Oh, come on, that last part wasn't fair. He was fine calling you an idiot for this until you went and did that...]

Aniki, I understand what you're trying to do and I support the sentiment behind it - you know I do! But if it were that easy to do something like that, don't you think someone would have already?

[But...siiiiiiiigh. All right. All right, fine, if that's how we're playing it...]

We'll see what we can discover about it first, and then draw up a plan of action!