[Hey, anytime, eyebrowbro. That sky up there sure ain't gonna look at itself.
...Because it's not like it has eyes.
Unlike potatoes. Potatoes have eyes.
Which is pretty weird, if you think about it, because potato roots come out of potato eyes, but roots are like the potato feet, which means that potatoes have feet coming out of their eyes, and that's pretty weird.
Like can you imagine a foot just coming out of your eye? That'd be weird.
Like instead of crying veritable rivers of tears you'd be crying veritable rivers of feet. Feetears. Footears. Footies. Tears. Things. Yeah.
Meanwhile, some brave person who hasn't been completely put off by the sheer WTFery of these two random people breaking their necks staring up at exactly nothing in the heavens above makes the unfortunate mistake of brushing past Parker, which means she not only gets their wallet and half the contents of their pocket, but a rather nice monogrammed handkerchief, as well. Nifty.
Silently, she holds it out to Ishimaru, still not looking away from the sky.
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...Because it's not like it has eyes.
Unlike potatoes. Potatoes have eyes.
Which is pretty weird, if you think about it, because potato roots come out of potato eyes, but roots are like the potato feet, which means that potatoes have feet coming out of their eyes, and that's pretty weird.
Like can you imagine a foot just coming out of your eye? That'd be weird.
Like instead of crying veritable rivers of tears you'd be crying veritable rivers of feet. Feetears. Footears. Footies. Tears. Things. Yeah.
Meanwhile, some brave person who hasn't been completely put off by the sheer WTFery of these two random people breaking their necks staring up at exactly nothing in the heavens above makes the unfortunate mistake of brushing past Parker, which means she not only gets their wallet and half the contents of their pocket, but a rather nice monogrammed handkerchief, as well. Nifty.
Silently, she holds it out to Ishimaru, still not looking away from the sky.
Here you go, man.]