[Well, actually, potatoes are stolons which means that the eyes are closer to nodes and what you're referring to as roots are actually new stems
so if we're going to be really technical it's probably closer to giving birth, given that it's new life coming forth from potato ovaries
...god, potatoes are covered in ovaries.
Anyway, Ishimaru studies entirely too much and has no life and would gladly tell you this if he knew this was a concern
(though he'd probably blush something fierce at it because what is discussing anything involving reproduction)
but then that might turn this into a really awkward mental picture about giving birth through the eyes which is not something he really wants to think about
he's sure Yamada could tell you all about it if Yamada was here though
Yamada likes weird anime and while Ishimaru does not like weird anime so much he's pretty sure that's probably been covered somewhere
That said, however, he appreciates the handkerchief because you really are a sis and ASHDBFGSJDGHDFGKHJKGHJ WHERE IN THE GOOD HELL DID YOU COME FROM MADAM]
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so if we're going to be really technical it's probably closer to giving birth, given that it's new life coming forth from potato ovaries
...god, potatoes are covered in ovaries.
Anyway, Ishimaru studies entirely too much and has no life and would gladly tell you this if he knew this was a concern
(though he'd probably blush something fierce at it because what is discussing anything involving reproduction)
but then that might turn this into a really awkward mental picture about giving birth through the eyes which is not something he really wants to think about
he's sure Yamada could tell you all about it if Yamada was here though
Yamada likes weird anime and while Ishimaru does not like weird anime so much he's pretty sure that's probably been covered somewhere
That said, however, he appreciates the handkerchief because you really are a sis and ASHDBFGSJDGHDFGKHJKGHJ WHERE IN THE GOOD HELL DID YOU COME FROM MADAM]
Ah...! Wh-What?!
[...eloquent, Ishimaru.]