[Good job, Ishimaru. He can sort of hear that. Mostly.]

ALIENS? IF YOU MEAN LITTLE GREEN MEN FROM OUTER SPACE, THEN THE ANSWER IS DEFINITELY NO. NOT YET, ANYWAY. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURPRISED IF ONE SHOWED UP.

[Or if there's one here already. Or if there's some sort of alien Pokemon. Look, he's met a giant cricket with an absurd mustache and a baby tree with a face. He's not going to rule out aliens showing up next.]