...[Wow she could practically hear the quotation marks on politeness. What an odd person.] Okay, you're going to have to calm down, this isn't life or death. It's not like I'm saying you should put on a tuxedo and bow down to your Pokemon, I'm just saying you could ask him to "please stop biting me."

But at any rate, if that doesn't work either...hmm...maybe you could call on a friend for a different approach, or get another Pokemon that can maintain him. Or wear thicker clothes, I guess.