[Well, at the very least he doesn't seem offended by that - though if this were a school setting he'd immediately be yelling at you to remove those trendy glasses of yours, for the time being they aren't anything of the sort and he can recognize that School Rules Have No Power Here.

Unfortunately.

But we digress - right now, the important thing is the sound of that rhetorical question zooming over his head.]

Of course I have! My duties at school often required it, and besides, I don't see what that has to do with anything!