Yeah! I got a story of when I got directly involved in a cattle mutilation! Okay, so here's how it went...
[He takes a deep breath. This is where things get serious. He even adds some dramatic flair to his voice for added effect as he tells the story.]
So one night I ordered a burger from a burger joint that claimed to have 100% beef patties. That's what I like, not the ones that are all sorts of animals ground up. That's what you call a tragedy!
Anyway, it was pretty late so I started heading home with my burger...when all of the sudden, a blinding light appeared in the sky above me! And to my utter surprise, it turned into a beam that started taking my burger away! But that's not the craziest part, my burger started breaking apart in the beam! The spaceship took off with only part of my burger patty and dropped the toppings and remaining meat into my hands!
D'you get it, Ishimaru-chi? The burger wasn't 100% beef after all! The aliens would've taken it all for their research if it was! The guy at the burger joint totally ripped me off!
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[He takes a deep breath. This is where things get serious. He even adds some dramatic flair to his voice for added effect as he tells the story.]
So one night I ordered a burger from a burger joint that claimed to have 100% beef patties. That's what I like, not the ones that are all sorts of animals ground up. That's what you call a tragedy!
Anyway, it was pretty late so I started heading home with my burger...when all of the sudden, a blinding light appeared in the sky above me! And to my utter surprise, it turned into a beam that started taking my burger away! But that's not the craziest part, my burger started breaking apart in the beam! The spaceship took off with only part of my burger patty and dropped the toppings and remaining meat into my hands!
D'you get it, Ishimaru-chi? The burger wasn't 100% beef after all! The aliens would've taken it all for their research if it was! The guy at the burger joint totally ripped me off!