[ahahahahaha I'm sorry did someone say Lawful Stupid because I think someone said Lawful Stupid]

Oh! Well...lots of things, really - mathematics and language and history and the like, for example. I also had reason to be interested in world affairs...

[Hmm...]

I'm guessing you don't have any sort of education system where you're from? I mean, I don't see why nonhuman creatures would, but I wouldn't be surprised either way anymore!