[...oh god, how badly is he going to regret asking about this motherfuckin' righteous existing these miracles are supposedly doing...

That said, however, he makes mental notes of a few things that he hopes won't just ooze out of his brain in the midst of all this - a few of the terms this one's using are familiar, at least. "Schoolfeeding" is one of those things that's bizarre enough to stand out, for example; somehow he...wouldn't be surprised if this one knows Sollux.]

I'm still not sure I'm feeling you at all, but you're more than welcome to attempt this schoolfeeding of yours, if it really will accomplish what you're saying!!