[Damn why are all of you so cool? To be honest, John is even more impressed by this than he was Chihiro's super l33t computer skillz. In fact, he seems to be rendered speechless for a few moments, just staring at the screen with a somewhat blank expression.]

Wow. That is... a really admirable goal and just wow. Jesus. Dumb question though, but what exactly is a hall monitor? Like everything you just described or... I mean that doesn't really have anything to do with halls so I am a little cofused.