IC Contact/Voicemail

[ardent]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

"You've reached Kiyotaka Ishimaru; I seem to have missed you! My sincerest apologies for that - but if you leave your name and state your business, firmly and concisely, I'll return your contact as soon as I can!

Until then, I look forward to speaking to you; do what you can to make your day pleasant and productive, and be sure to keep your head up!"

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[superordinary]

[ what what is this

a response?

senpai has noticed her ]

jfhtg

[ ...too bad she can't read. or write an actual response. ]

[ardent]

[Well, senpai has noticed your spam. Same difference, right?

Let him just...try to find the capslock to turn it off, oh my godddddd it's early, why is it so early - ]

Can you even read this, or am I wasting my time?

[superordinary]

hydrogen

[ Translation: she can't, but sometimes her random keysmashing results in words! ]

[ardent]

[...uh]

I...guess so??

[superordinary]

moon pie9fsh

[ ...maybe you should give up, Ishimaru. Or use the video function to tell her to get Naegi or something. ]

text → video

[ardent]

[...yes, Kagura. Moon pie.

Just...give him a second to switch functions, because at least this is obviously becoming an exercise in futility.]

Kagura-chan, I'll probably see you tomorrow anyway - you should go to sleep for now!

[because god bless him he is breaking out the cute-animal honorific if he thinks it'll help any]

[superordinary]

[ That gets him no reply, because Kagura happens to be a good girl who does as she's told.

She's going to have sweet dreams about Ishimaru tonight. c: ]