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IC Contact/Voicemail

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"You've reached Kiyotaka Ishimaru; I seem to have missed you! My sincerest apologies for that - but if you leave your name and state your business, firmly and concisely, I'll return your contact as soon as I can!

Until then, I look forward to speaking to you; do what you can to make your day pleasant and productive, and be sure to keep your head up!"

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

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Ten.

[Which means not a single one of them sold. Go figure.]

Te-

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So you didn't sell any of them?

I'm afraid not. Apparently, I misssjudged the people here and incorrectly assumed that they cared more about keeping extremely rare Pokemon out of harm's way.

[Or maybe it's because he wanted P100,000 for each one. Who knows?]

[...Okay. Okay, let him just...try to act like he knows what he's doing, like he discussed with Parker.]

And how am I supposed to know that you aren't selling me something damaged? I want to see pictures to know they aren't injured!

[Ugh. That's going to be annoying, but it's not exactly an unheard of request in Cobra's line of work.]

One moment.

[Let him go put down some newspaper or something. Okay there. Now there's video, and a Bloober just sort of moving around on it.]

Sssee? They're perfectly fine.

...One of them, anyway!

[That said, though, he does appreciate the newspaper of all things, if for no better reason than it has the date on it and it's not just some prerecorded video being sent at him.

All right. We're going to do the thing, we're going to make it happen. This is going to be a mess, but so far so good.]

I'm going to want to make the transfer in person - I'm guessing you won't be opposed to that?

Why on earth would I be opposed to sssuch a thing? In fact, I insissst on an in person transfer. It just makes things that much ssssimpler.

All right, then!

Am I selecting the location?

If you'd like.

[Normally, Cobra would insist on picking a location he's thoroughly scouted, but this guy doesn't seem like a threat, so why bother?]

...I would prefer somewhere in Johto. Not Goldenrod or Olivine.

Anywhere else is fair game, I think!

Ecruteak, perhapsssss? It's the midpoint between the two.

[...Mnnngh.]

Ecruteak sounds possible - I have business to finish here that's going to keep me occupied for a short while, but I can meet you in Ecruteak.

I have no objections to that.

[Like he's going to start screaming about it being unacceptable and wanting his million dollars now.

Actually he probably would, but he's in a good mood for once. Probably because someone's actually offered to meet his demands for once.]

And unlessss you have any objections, I'll head there shortly and you can contact me once you're in town.

I'll do that!

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You're being surprisingly rational about this, Mr. Terrorist, and I have no idea why but it's appreciated!

I am always rational. Any perceived irrationality is only due to the fact that everyone else here can't sssssee that.

[Let's pretend that makes any sort of sense.]

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