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00X. [Video/Action - Fourth Wall Event]
[Ishimaru seems to finally be seeing fit to make an appearance, having been oddly absent since the weirdness started yesterday; it's not that he hasn't noticed the strangeness, he just hasn't been too inclined to comment, despite his usual inclination for enthusiastic, socially-awkward pep talks that no one really asked for.
After all, he's been in something of an odd state lately himself.]
[VIDEO]
[Well, he's certainly breaking the radio silence now, at any rate.
The video flickers alive from a vantage point reasonably low to the ground, though it's a good enough distance away for the figure in it to be fully given - the white gakuran is definitely familiar, and it's likely that the route in the background is as well; he's near Goldenrod, at any rate. However, the actual person in the shot is both familiar and not - he shares Ishimaru's build and features, though the white hair is definitely new, as is the dark, heavy makeup around his eyes and the downright manic smirk twisting his expression.
The fact that his eyes appear to be quite literally on fire as opposed to just adhering to the bad cliché and staying all figurative about it is also pretty high on the Not Okay scale.
As a matter of fact, neither of this is looking Okay, as far as Ishimaru is normally concerned; while he's always been a weirdly intense kid, he's always been pacifistic, but it seems that's gone straight out the window in the name of whatever the hell he seems to be doing today. He's seated in the video, stance sprawling and casual, and he's leaning forward against some sort of...stick? Is that a stick? It's a bit hard to tell in the video, though there appears to be Japanese characters written on it, though they're blurry due to distance and a bit difficult to make out upside-down besides. What can be made out, however, is exactly what he's sitting on - and that would be the downed forms of a pair of Team Rocket grunts, judging by the familiar uniforms and the red R insignia visible on the one he's directly on.
He just gives another of those manic smirks at the camera, raising his left hand; three non-expanded Pokéballs are pinned between his fingers.]
Caught these stupid fuckers trying to take advantage of the chaos to prey on those weaker than them, so I thought I'd put a stop to that - it'd be an insult to my honor and the memory of my brother to let them beat up a girl, after all!
[The grunt closest to the ground makes a noise then; it seems to catch his attention.]
Oh, hey, you bastard - you finally waking up? It's about time.
[He finally deigns to get up and let the grunts below him struggle to their feet, though he's quick to swing that stick upwards to establish both a visible threat and ensure they keep their distance from him - giving the camera a full view of the dual spikes on the end in the process.
Yeah, thing's a fucking pickaxe.]
Let that be a message to you fuckers - try to pull that sort of stupid shit again and I'll wreck at least four points on your median plane, you got that?!
[...whatever that means, bro.
At any rate, once the...uh, evildoers there have gotten the hell out of the frame, the camera's going to get its jittercam on as he makes his way over and picks it up; that weird, manic expression still hasn't left.]
And let that be a message to you bastards as well - but I bet that goes without saying, doesn't it?
[OOC]
[Right, well! For the canon-unfamiliar who nevertheless don't mind spoilers, this post is being brought to you courtesy of a thing called Ishida - an alternate personality that Ishimaru develops midway through chapter three as an escape from a mental breakdown following the execution in chapter two. He's far more confident overall in dealing with people than Ishimaru is, but unfortunately he fails at social about a million times worse; he's abrasive, profane, ridiculously hotblooded and generally a bit of an orzfest, and when it comes to his appearance, you will find that I was not exaggerating.
Tags will continue to come from this journal, but they will be featuring this particular hot mess; if you want action, he's going to be sticking close to Goldenrod if he has a say, but like with most fourth wall things, I will not balk if you want him elsewhere - go ahead and assume glitching happened, if you like! Ishimaru isn't going to remember shit about this particular fiasco after the weekend passes, so uh. Enjoy him while he's here?]
After all, he's been in something of an odd state lately himself.]
[VIDEO]
[Well, he's certainly breaking the radio silence now, at any rate.
The video flickers alive from a vantage point reasonably low to the ground, though it's a good enough distance away for the figure in it to be fully given - the white gakuran is definitely familiar, and it's likely that the route in the background is as well; he's near Goldenrod, at any rate. However, the actual person in the shot is both familiar and not - he shares Ishimaru's build and features, though the white hair is definitely new, as is the dark, heavy makeup around his eyes and the downright manic smirk twisting his expression.
The fact that his eyes appear to be quite literally on fire as opposed to just adhering to the bad cliché and staying all figurative about it is also pretty high on the Not Okay scale.
As a matter of fact, neither of this is looking Okay, as far as Ishimaru is normally concerned; while he's always been a weirdly intense kid, he's always been pacifistic, but it seems that's gone straight out the window in the name of whatever the hell he seems to be doing today. He's seated in the video, stance sprawling and casual, and he's leaning forward against some sort of...stick? Is that a stick? It's a bit hard to tell in the video, though there appears to be Japanese characters written on it, though they're blurry due to distance and a bit difficult to make out upside-down besides. What can be made out, however, is exactly what he's sitting on - and that would be the downed forms of a pair of Team Rocket grunts, judging by the familiar uniforms and the red R insignia visible on the one he's directly on.
He just gives another of those manic smirks at the camera, raising his left hand; three non-expanded Pokéballs are pinned between his fingers.]
Caught these stupid fuckers trying to take advantage of the chaos to prey on those weaker than them, so I thought I'd put a stop to that - it'd be an insult to my honor and the memory of my brother to let them beat up a girl, after all!
[The grunt closest to the ground makes a noise then; it seems to catch his attention.]
Oh, hey, you bastard - you finally waking up? It's about time.
[He finally deigns to get up and let the grunts below him struggle to their feet, though he's quick to swing that stick upwards to establish both a visible threat and ensure they keep their distance from him - giving the camera a full view of the dual spikes on the end in the process.
Yeah, thing's a fucking pickaxe.]
Let that be a message to you fuckers - try to pull that sort of stupid shit again and I'll wreck at least four points on your median plane, you got that?!
[...whatever that means, bro.
At any rate, once the...uh, evildoers there have gotten the hell out of the frame, the camera's going to get its jittercam on as he makes his way over and picks it up; that weird, manic expression still hasn't left.]
And let that be a message to you bastards as well - but I bet that goes without saying, doesn't it?
[OOC]
[Right, well! For the canon-unfamiliar who nevertheless don't mind spoilers, this post is being brought to you courtesy of a thing called Ishida - an alternate personality that Ishimaru develops midway through chapter three as an escape from a mental breakdown following the execution in chapter two. He's far more confident overall in dealing with people than Ishimaru is, but unfortunately he fails at social about a million times worse; he's abrasive, profane, ridiculously hotblooded and generally a bit of an orzfest, and when it comes to his appearance, you will find that I was not exaggerating.
Tags will continue to come from this journal, but they will be featuring this particular hot mess; if you want action, he's going to be sticking close to Goldenrod if he has a say, but like with most fourth wall things, I will not balk if you want him elsewhere - go ahead and assume glitching happened, if you like! Ishimaru isn't going to remember shit about this particular fiasco after the weekend passes, so uh. Enjoy him while he's here?]
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Like I said - a perfect amalgamation! You can call me Ishida, though.
[It's easier to just get the name out there without the explanation; he'd confused himself somehow last time he tried to explain how he came to that name in particular.]
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[Oh is kind of an understatement there. Ishida genuinely believes he's an amalgamation of Ishimaru and Mondo. Wow. What does he do with this knowledge...]
Well, this is... flattering, I guess? Still creepy as fuck though. Should I still be calling you aniki?
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[Like it's the most obvious thing in the goddamn world.]
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[Okay, well this is fifty shades of awkward, now what? Mondo would really like to see Ishimaru again, but it sounds like this version is a permanent fixture now. This is some of the weirdest shit he's ever experienced.]
So uh, obviously I got my bike back! You wanna go for a ride?
[If you're part him then of course you'll want to go!!]
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I...uh. Yeah, sure!
[Mondo.]
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[LOOK HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS SO HE SIMPLY WON'T DEAL WITH IT AT ALL
#LOGIC]
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Oh, fuck you -
[Let him on the fucking bike, asshole.
If you expect him to do anything but cling to you for dear life then you are sorely mistaken, but he'll get on the stupid thing, okay.]
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You might wanna hold on tight. Just saying.
[Because guess who's going to speed? This guy!!
VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS
...have fun Ishida.]
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MONDO YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM
YOU ARE GOING TO GET IN SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE WRECK AND YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO KILL YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS
AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE
OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE
THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS - ]
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I mean it's terrifying as fuck but it's terrifying as fuck in a really liberating sort of way, christ]
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so you can just have the kind of demented laughter and the clinging and the occasional shriek of "HOLY SHIT, ANIKI", does that work for everyone]
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Eventually he'll pull over though, far enough away from the Radio Tower so as to keep attention away from the base, but close enough to walk back to it should they decide to return home early. He doesn't think they will, but it's hard to talk over the noise of the engine.]
I take it you got over your fear pretty fast, huh?
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[He's still shaky as hell when he gets off and for a moment he staggers a bit and looks sort of like he's going to fall right the hell over, but at least he manages to remain standing.]
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'Course it was! Why do you think I love it so much?
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[He tenses up a little, though, after all that's out there and the adrenaline in his system has died down a little bit; he doesn't seem too agitated, though, just a bit on-edge. It's kind of his default setting.
He'd managed to keep a really awkward grip on that pickaxe, though, and he brings that with him; he doesn't seem too willing to part with it.]
...Look, it's good to see you again, you bastard.
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He does notice that Ishida still has that pickaxe, and Mondo has no intention of trying to get him to part with it. If Ishida's anything like he is, he would want something to remember his aniki by. He's assuming that's what the pickaxe is for.]
Yeah, well, you won't lose me again here, alright?
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Y-Yeah, well! Good!
[Crying does happen from time to time with him, but it's not...nearly as common. Just as forceful and perhaps twice as alarming, given Ishida in general, but at least it isn't frequent; he usually just gets angry instead, which is likely why he's sounding so openly defensive now.
...that said, Mondo, you have obtained +1 barnacle for the rest of the duration, just sayin'. Because like hell if he's letting you out of his sight again.]