IC Contact/Voicemail

[ardent]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

"You've reached Kiyotaka Ishimaru; I seem to have missed you! My sincerest apologies for that - but if you leave your name and state your business, firmly and concisely, I'll return your contact as soon as I can!

Until then, I look forward to speaking to you; do what you can to make your day pleasant and productive, and be sure to keep your head up!"

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

text; 6/6

[superordinary]

[ She's sent out approximately 158 messages since she started. It's 3:51 in the morning and she's getting tired so she's just going to send this last one before going to bed. ]

jijgfgdf jhghftdtgkhvgcgcfsdsryjghdrfsresrfschovercragdt kouudsdfdesipn

=?

text; 1/5

[ardent]

[...oh my god he has been bombarded with nothing but random keysmashing for the last two hours

he wants to maim something

he's pretty sure his kyoudai wants to maim something because they room together

and the most he has is that this is something about turtles

possibly some sort of ancient mayan prophecy or something

okay let him just

check the gear id]

[ardent]

[...

oh my god naegi-kun

are you high]

[ardent]

[and i mean even if you are really really high that's no excuse, ishimaru has texted while high as a kite and it wasn't nearly this bad-

...wait.

wait, wait, wait.]

[ardent]

[...!!]

[ardent]

[this had better not be what he thinks it is, good lord - ]

YES, KAGURA, GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO.

[superordinary]

[ what what is this

a response?

senpai has noticed her ]

jfhtg

[ ...too bad she can't read. or write an actual response. ]

[ardent]

[Well, senpai has noticed your spam. Same difference, right?

Let him just...try to find the capslock to turn it off, oh my godddddd it's early, why is it so early - ]

Can you even read this, or am I wasting my time?

[superordinary]

hydrogen

[ Translation: she can't, but sometimes her random keysmashing results in words! ]

[ardent]

[...uh]

I...guess so??

[superordinary]

moon pie9fsh

[ ...maybe you should give up, Ishimaru. Or use the video function to tell her to get Naegi or something. ]

text → video

[ardent]

[...yes, Kagura. Moon pie.

Just...give him a second to switch functions, because at least this is obviously becoming an exercise in futility.]

Kagura-chan, I'll probably see you tomorrow anyway - you should go to sleep for now!

[because god bless him he is breaking out the cute-animal honorific if he thinks it'll help any]

[superordinary]

[ That gets him no reply, because Kagura happens to be a good girl who does as she's told.

She's going to have sweet dreams about Ishimaru tonight. c: ]